Timmer's Blogidity: July 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

???

Scissors cutting open a newly found box
what could be inside what could be inside
it could be anything of all sorts and sizes
big or small, red or yellow, inside or out
i wish these scissors were a little sharper
could it be would it be should it be
from a person or a creature
what if it isnt what is seems to be
a message in a bottle without the bottle
why wont this box open
why wont these scissors cut
why wont i see whats inside this
big brown box
i once heard about the other side of the moon
we call it the dark side
i call it the unknown
there lives a creature on this side
a creature of great magnitude
scary on the outside
but loving on the in
it sends boxes throught the utah express
stamped and sealed with a loving approval
from his room to yours
whats inside you might ask
why dont you open it up and see
you might just be surprised to realize
what it sends from the other side of the moon

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Tomorrow is the big day

EATING CONTEST TIME

WINNER...

TIMMER!!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

blog blog blog blog blog blog

this is a pre-blog that I want to write a later tonight. i hope its going to be good. im going to write freely without cause, let me fingers flow, shut off my brain, like a ...

Friday, July 10, 2009

"ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS"

"Comrade," said Snowball, "those ribbons that you are so devoted to are the badge of slavery. Can you not understand that liberty is worth more than ribbons?"

reminds me of a song from the Kinks...

I think I'm sophisticated 'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien But all around me everybody's multiplying Till they're walking round like flies man So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages in the zoo man 'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an ape man I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized 'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian But with the over-population and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man I'm an ape man 'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an ape man In man's evolution he has created the cities and the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle 'Cos the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an ape man I look out my window, but I can't see the sky 'Cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an ape man Come and love me, be my ape man girl And we will be so happy in my ape man world I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an ape man I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane and we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an ape man I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man I'm an ape man. I don't feel safe in this world no more I don't want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an ape man.